Saturday the 14th

DATE: Saturday, March 14
TIME: 10:00pm
VENUE: Gateway Theater Fort Lauderdale

Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again! When mild-mannered couple John and Mary inherit a sprawling Pennsylvania estate from a mysteriously departed uncle, it feels like the windfall of a lifetime. The house may be a fixer-upper, but what’s a little dust, a few cobwebs… and the possible gateway to eternal damnation? As the family settles in, they quickly discover that their new home is less “dream property” and more “nightmare repository”—complete with lurking monsters, supernatural surprises, and suspicious interlopers eager to get their hands on what’s hidden inside.

A gleefully irreverent spoof of haunted house classics, SATURDAY THE 14TH blends gothic atmosphere with absurdist humor, delivering a barrage of creatures, curses, and chaotic hijinks. As paranormal forces descend and the walls begin to whisper, only a mysterious ancient book holds the key to surviving the most cursed calendar date of all.

Part creature feature, part haunted house farce, and all outrageous fun, SATURDAY THE 14TH is a love letter to horror fandom—served with a wicked grin!